A licensed printer at Grauburg surrenders an almanac found in a wall during renovations.…
leak · 3 December 2012 · Grauburg
A licensed printer at Grauburg surrenders an almanac found in a wall during renovations. The Ministry of Chronology declines to describe its contents. Among those questioned is a B. Wendl. The matter came before the Court of Chronological Offences, whose ruling is in the Law Reports.[1]

Those concerned
- The Crown v. B. W. (prosecution)
- The Ministry of Chronology (actor)
- Bernd Wendl (questioned)
- Grauburg (location)
Place
Grand Chancellor at the time: Uwe Jann. The Grand Chancellor of the day is given for reference; the Chancellery's roll fixes the dates.
Background
- 23 December 2011: A school register at Sudfurt lists a class of children born in a year that does not exist. The teacher is retired.
- 18 July 2009: A licensed printer at Weinwick surrenders an almanac found in a wall during renovations. The Ministry of Chronology declines to describe its contents.
- 5 April 2006: A four-digit number appears overnight on the Hollhausen market cross. It is removed before dawn. Three people are questioned.
- 8 October 2005: A clock face at Weinwick is found to carry an unlicensed year on its calendar dial. The clockmaker's licence is revoked.
- 14 September 2005: A bundle of letters postmarked in a year that does not exist is handed in at Grauholt by an executor. The executor is thanked and charged. Among those questioned is a K. Wendl.
The same year at Grauburg
- 26 September 2012: A crowd of 4,000 watches the Pfahl match at Grauburg. There are 52 arrests.
- 18 September 2012: The harvest at Grauburg is reported poor. Grain is 8 pfen the measure.
- 10 June 2012: The weaving shed at Grauburg burns through the night. 27 men are out of work.
- 28 January 2012: The coldest night in 80 years is recorded at Grauburg. Lake Tarn freezes to the middle.
- 22 January 2012: The foundry at Grauburg burns through the night. 20 men are out of work.
Aftermath
- 25 August 2013: A four-digit number appears overnight on the Tarnmund market cross. It is removed before dawn. Three people are questioned. Among those questioned is a O. Wendl.
- 8 December 2013: The Court of Chronological Offences rules in The Crown v. B. W.: 5 years, suspended.
- 18 February 2016: A licensed printer at Grauburg surrenders an almanac found in a wall during renovations. The Ministry of Chronology declines to describe its contents. Among those questioned is a P. Wendl.
- 23 October 2017: Pamphlets are found on the pews of the Hollhausen church. They contain a single number and the words 'ask your grandmother'.
- 10 December 2018: A priest at Berging takes down a dying man's account of a long walk east. The priest is transferred. Among those questioned is a M. Wendl.
- 8 November 2019: A bundle of letters postmarked in a year that does not exist is handed in at Dammsee by an executor. The executor is thanked and charged. Among those questioned is a M. Wendl.
- 11 August 2020: A licensed printer at Weinau surrenders an almanac found in a wall during renovations. The Ministry of Chronology declines to describe its contents. Among those questioned is a T. Wendl.
- 18 November 2022: A bundle of letters postmarked in a year that does not exist is handed in at Grauburg by an executor. The executor is thanked and charged.
References
- ^ “A licensed printer at Grauburg surrenders an almanac found in a wall during renovations. The Ministry of Chronology declines to describe its contents. Among those questioned is a B. Wendl.” The Schwartzistan Herald. 3 December 2012. Retrieved 23 September 2026.
- The Schwartzistan Herald, full issue of 3 December 2012. Compare The Evening Courier of the same day.